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Shoe Gang Membership Application Rejects
(photos and unacceptable answers)
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The following is an example of an application to become a Shoe Gang Member that was rejected:
1. How many
pairs of shoes do you own?
1
- it looks like this:
2. The phrase
that makes your heart flutter and your knees weak?
we
can treat that nail fungus for ya
3. What do you
find irresistible in a man (or woman if that's the path your shoes
take you)
Corns
and his ability to chew his toenails
4. What turns
you on?
hairy
feet
and
anyone that can stand HER
5. What turns
you off?
men
that can't stand HER
6.Who is your
Dream Date?
Big
Foot
7. Why do you
want to become a Shoe Gang Member?
I
hate shoes and I want to feed all the Shoe Gang Members' shoes to
the dogs.
Just
think, mangled, slobbery shoes!
8.What is your
personal quote, the motto you live by?
I
hate shoes and anything that has to do with shoes
9. What will
you add to the Shoe Gang's fun?
MeMeMe!!!!